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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

fucking idiot kill yourself

Crisis and suicide hotline: 988

You can also Google it and see options for chat or sms.

There is also a text hotline, just text HOME to 741741

So I’m pretty sure that this is probly someone from that post I commented on like a month ago? But regardless, you realize that this is super fucked up right? Like I know it’s weirdly a thing within the past few years (or maybe a decade idk) to tell ppl to kys but given the increased rates of mental health issues and suicide, youd think maybe this would’ve died down a bit.

Normally I wouldn’t give this kind of thing the time of day, and honestly I’m not even upset about being told this myself. What I am upset about is the idea that someone else in a much worse head space than me has undoubtedly either been told this or will be told this. What I’m upset about is the fact that this has become so normalized that ppl just say this to random strangers they know nothing about (tho saying it to anyone is fucked).

And the fact that this is likely from someone who claims they condemn abuse (a stance I whole-heartedly agree with), is just pure irony. Honestly, grow up.

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alexseanchai
spoonietimelordy

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

a “Straight Diagonal” version of the Disability   Pride Flag: A charcoal grey flag with a diagonal band from  the top left   to bottom right corner, made up of five parallel stripes in  red,  gold,  pale grey, blue, and green Description ends.ALT

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

cure-icy-writes

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cutekitten6
mmmm-books

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Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

nitrosplicer

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

syrupie

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

adrianainthesnow

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

steakplissken

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

ailorian

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

captainlordauditor

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

amuseoffyre

Casual reminder that

  • a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
  • the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
  • the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
  • horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
  • a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
  • the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
  • And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton
khadij-al-kubra

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

impatentpending

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

20xbetterthanu

Mary Shelly did what

shes-imperfect-but-she-tries

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

20xbetterthanu

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dare i repeat. mary shelly did what.

brendanicus

Mary Shelley walked so bone-stealing Tumblr witches could run

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[Image IDs/ Image #1: Tweet from Jul 6, 2020 reading: Not long before Rowling was published, women authors were unheard of 

Now, your generation gets to take us further than my generation ever could because we aren’t living your lives 

But at least acknowledge that we laid the groundwork for you to take us on the next step 

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sponfawn

Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave specifically I believe. It was also where she learned to read and write her name, by tracing the letters of her mother’s name.

She did in fact keep her husband’s heart, but iirc it was at least partly cuz they had him cremated after his body washed ashore from a sailing accident. But his heart was the only thing that wouldn’t burn. (It’s suspected his heart was calcified). They found it in her desk wrapped in one of his last poems.

In other words, she was about 500x more ethically sound than the bone-stealing witches of Tumblr.

She also helped a lesbian couple find a new life together in France by helping finance their elopement.

mary shelley honestly shes a legend female authors
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basalt-dnd

More cryptids! The ningen (a humanoid-ish, arctic-dwelling creature from around Japan), the cow-eating tree (of India), the famous Jersey Devil, and the Tatzelwurm (of Switzerland. If you’ve been following me for a really long time, you’ll know that I’ve already stat-ed a Tatzelwurm, but the old stats weren’t as good).

Once again, it was exceedingly difficult to find the original sources, my apologies.

sponfawn

Ok but I really wanna know what the kanji are for “ningen” in this context, cuz “ningen” can also just mean “human”. If the kanji is the same it’s basically if English-speakers had a cryptid called “human being” and that’s just hilarious to me

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vykodlak

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Love that he also types like an old man

smolbeanholland

His name is spelled Jonathan.

His birthday is September 4.

His age was estimated at the time he was found in 1882. This species matures at around 50 years old and he was past that age, so he might be older than 189 but we will never know.

He lives on a South Atlantic island, Saint Helena (aka the place Napoleon Bonaparte lived until his death in 1815) where he’s well taken care of by the governor of the island. According to his vet, he likes listening to tennis.

The average lifespan for his species is 150, but he’s super healthy aside from cataracts in both eyes and possible loss of smell.

Jonathan has a mate, Fred, who until recently was thought to be female. Fred is male.

His species (which is a subspecies of Aldabra giant Tortoise) are on the endangered list with only about 80 recorded worldwide. However, many giant Tortoises currently hold the record for longest living land animals with a few others’ ages ranging between 175-250 years. So Jonathan still has a while to go!

Here’s Jonathan (on the left) in 1882 upon his arrival to the island:

A black-and-white photograph depicting four men standing behind two tortoises in a large gated grassland.

(photo courtesy of Guinness World Records)

Jonathan has lived through both world wars, the Russian Revolution, 39 U.S. presidents, 7 British monarchs, the creation of the typewriter, the completion of the Eiffel Tower, the coronation of Queen Victoria, the release of the first postage stamp, the building of the first skyscraper, the first photograph of a person, the first lightbulb, and the first powered flight.

professorsparklepants

THE OLDEST GAY IN THE WORLD

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shadowkat678
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I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY...
programmerhumour

Funny how that works

ferrousferrule

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

brunhiddensmusings

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’

what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’

what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

catididnt

No one has made sterile seeds. (Not unless you count apples or seedless water melons and there’s bananas and etc.) Most farmers will buy bags of seeds cuz they’re cheaper and have a higher rate of success. GMO is not really on the map for things to be concerned about in farmer.

what people SHOULD be upset about - farm workers rights

vaspider

yes, they have. Terminator seeds were patented almost a quarter century ago.

The seed prevents farmers from re-planting seeds throughout the seasons by producing a sterile seed, which is unable to reproduce.

We can be concerned about multiple things.

sponfawn

Another concern to have about GMO soy/corn/etc that is typically used on American farms, is that many are made specifically to withstand more intensive use of pesticides and herbicides, which is bad for farmworkers’, consumers’, and the environment’s health*. Just about all commerical non-organic soy is GMO. And it’s in SO much.

*ESPECIALLY worker and environmental health. We’re already on the pesticide treadmill. We don’t need to accelerate use even further.

theres a lot to be concerned about here gmo environmental science
shadowkat678
gayslutreaction

i’m not even upset about the ships. i could care less at this point. i’m upset about the fact that they’re using queer people as plot devices, that they’ve resorted to shitty writing for both will and mike, that they practically admitted robin was only there to better steve. i’m upset that they can’t say the words ‘gay’ and ‘lesbian’ even though their characters canonically use these labels. i’m upset that their pr team baited the queer community with everything in them.

millionsknives

i'm upset that they had the nuts to film inside a nazi prison and then turn it into a franchise experience for over a hundred dollars a night. but go off i guess.

none-gender-left-man

They WHAT

millionsknives

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man i thought more people had heard.

sponfawn

I didn’t think they wrote Will poorly? Like he’s a 14yo kid in the 80s from the Midwest. It seemed more natural to me that Jonathan didn’t pry it out of him and Will didn’t have to say it out loud when he wasn’t ready. That he was upset and felt third-wheeled early in the season, and later supported Mike. Like that’s just the kind of person Will is - sensitive and reserved, not the best at communicating, but there for the ppl he cares about. Robin existing for Steve is shit, and she definitely deserves more than that tho.

Wait whAT??? Who the hell thought that was a good idea, who the hell gave it the go ahead, and who the hell in Lithuania saw the request/deal and went “oh yeah, sure”?????

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alexseanchai
simplyfroggy

oh fuck it’s disability pride month

shoutout to those with chronic illness, physical handicaps, genetic disorders (yo that’s me!!), paralyzed folks, amputees, people who were disabled in accidents, those who were born with their condition, those with mental disorders, those with ptsd, blind folks, deaf folks, people who use wheelchairs, those who have to lug around equipment or else they die (hey that’s me again) and people who have a whole shelf in their fridge or pantry dedicated to their meds. we are loud and beautiful and diverse and incredible. may we finally get the same rights as our abled counterparts

and may accessibility departments return our goddamn phone calls

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loboflaco-deactivated20221016

I’m honestly fucking appalled that the greater LGBT community is dead silent on the fact that the Indian Child Welfare Act is going under review which means that white people are finalizing their steps at complete genocide against us (Native peoples). They will sterilize all Natives and steal our babies to be raised by you demons (white people). I’m sure the gays are silent though because how many white gays adopt children not of their own race. Fucking baby stealers.

boyinajar

As a white gay person currently going through the fostering program to be a potential foster parent this is so fucking important. I know it hurts when it's difficult to raise children by yourself but stealing children from their culture is an evil act.

To look away from this is despicable. Our culture is under attack, yes, as is our way of life and our ability to raise a family. But the further subjugation of the native people of this land and the further theft of their culture can never be the answer.

Here's where to donate to the NICWA:

And I'll be searching for further resources to fight this monstrous consideration in policy change to update. I rarely engage in internet activism because I often simply do not have the energy after direct action community work but again as a gay potential parent this is so fucking important

dogcasino

here you can sign a petition in support of the ICWA!

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